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Oh Ive been a bad girl, a very bad girl, so bad that my sweet mother and brave father have abducted me and moved country (!) to get me away from all those bad influences (hello, bad influences) that turned me from a good girl into a bad girl. Like Emily the Strange, only worse. That's what my parents think. They've heard of Emily the Strange. They haven't heard of Dita von Teese or the Suicide Girls.

If you want to know where I am then ma and pa have put up this really lame blog and stuck a load of pics on flickr. Check it out, guys.

Before we left Twin Peaks they closed down all my sites, myspace and everything. I am ‘making a new start in a new place'. We are all ‘making a new start'.

But, hey, Im back. Gangster for liiiiife. I found this laptop belonging to Jane or Mary Jane, the girl whose room I am camping out in, and camping out, darling. (It smells strange. Like an animal lives in it. A small animal. Fluffy, but incontinent.) And Mary Jane's ancient laptop has wireless. And next door or somewhere nearby has an airport station, password is PASSWORD, woo-hoo. So, here I am – until they find me out, which they will. They found out about all the other stuff, didn't they? (Hah! five percent of it.)

They even took away my cellphone, but I still have my camera, so I can show you things. Like for example here is the Bookshelf of Mary Jane.

My gmail which I just set up is slicequeen08(at)gmail(dot)com, if you want to rescue me from this tarpit of tedium into which I am being dragged by long-tentacled beasties of boredom.

So we've moved into this creepy old house, which is great. All their stuff is here – the family who we swapped with. There's no space for anything. I'm going to be living out of my case till the end of the month, while my parents go househunting. What's best is the family have left absolutely everything behind. They are called, get this, Joey and Betty. Ive already found Joey's pornstash and Betty's vibrator. These people are shameless. Scratch that. They are small stuff.

How about this for a spooky doll's house in my room.

I miss all you guys so much. Even the ones who were stalking me.

Okay, especially the ones who were stalking me.



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Mar. 25th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
Slice - how old are you, I can't quite tell without reference to your parents' blog (college). And what are you doing posting at 0854am?

Puppet Master - I'd say the exposition of the interactive media is not convincingly integrated into the blog post. Here is my MySpace, Flickr, Gmail...

What a great idea though...
Mar. 25th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
That's a freaky dolls house
Are there things inside it?
Mar. 25th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
Fine to read you again... Your parents don't know there are some bad girls not so far from your new home... about 2 hours with eurostar... d'you remember the french very bad girl you discussed with in Second Life ? I still live in Paris, and I'd like to go visit you in your prison in London, but for now I've not enough money. Can chat on msn If you want...
Be strong, wait until you're 18. and then, bye bye parents !
Mar. 25th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
The House
Hi Slice,

Sorry to hear your parents carried you so far away. And now that I have acquired of couple of stalkers of my own, I know what you mean about missing yours. I'll let you share mine with me.

I'd love to see more of the the doll house can you give us a picture tour of the inside?

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Mar. 25th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
i was wondering about that, i googled the term, then wished i hadnt ;)
Mar. 25th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
mean parents >:( they're going to extremes!
i wonder what they thought was so bad about twin peaks that isnt in london

but i dont really know much about san fran
Mar. 25th, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
I bet you miss the cherry pie.

I don't know what all these people mean about 'puppetmasters'. Me I find it tough enough 'integrating my interactive media' when I get out of bed in the morning. And of course you could listen to Suicide Girls. They make noises on that site too...lots of noises...apparently...
Mar. 25th, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
Suicide Girls
There was a song called the Suicide Girls given away by a band on the Internet about a year ago. Suicide Girls can mean a lot of things. What did it mean to you Slice?

May 31, 2007 (Press Release) -- In preparation for their "Happy Suicide, Jim!" Digital Tour, The Love Kills Theory is making their track "Suicide Girls" available to their fans as a free mp3 download through the MusicDish Network website. Fand can download the track at http://www.musicdish.net/tlkt/tour/
Mar. 25th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
Tracked you down finally
This is so fucking shit man. I can't believe u neva even said goodbye. Things are so messed up here, Dan's still on my back about what happened the nite b4 u left :(. I need you here!

Least u got on the net. 'Password', lolz.

What's England like. Seen Buckingham Palace yet?

Don't worry Sli, your neva gonna lose this stalker. :P

Jen xxx
Mar. 26th, 2008 07:59 am (UTC)
Re: Tracked you down finally
So what happened the night before Slice left Pheonixjez/Jen?
Mar. 26th, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
Re: Tracked you down finally
Nice to meet u too pinkbatgirl. R u a new London stalker? Or is it candice again, cos if thats u then piss off, ok.
Mar. 26th, 2008 02:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Tracked you down finally
I'm a new London stalker. You gonna spill the beans on that night then?
Mar. 25th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
So Hell is a place in Putnam, Michigan, huh? Cool.

You learn something new every day.
Mar. 26th, 2008 08:05 am (UTC)
That Freaky Doll's House
Hey Slice, welcome to London, it's not so bad here ;)

Are you going to check out that freaky looking doll's house??
Mar. 26th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
New start...
...found your new place yet?
Oct. 17th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
what the hell is this
i was lookin for legal protection from parents havin u kidnapped n sent to one of these troubled teen camps n this came up
Oct. 30th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
Jul. 11th, 2009 09:12 am (UTC)
Aww slice, the doll house ain't so bad...!
Mar. 24th, 2010 10:02 pm (UTC)
that is so cool and freaky we have to read this at school but i actually want to read it, it is the best school work ever and when our teacher says time for readind i run and grab a laptop and go on this sight it is awesome are you going to add more? I love it!!
this annoying boy in my class is asking me what to do so bye for now! wait do you still live and that house and i think that poo is bunny poo!!
Mar. 24th, 2010 10:06 pm (UTC)
That must be freaky we have to read this at school we do it for reading our teacher is cool because he lets us do fun things for reading! so do you still live in that house that your talking about?
I dont think that poo is rat poo i think it is bunny poo!
this boy in my class is asking me what to do but im not ging to tell him so bye for now!
Mar. 24th, 2010 10:10 pm (UTC)
i am going on a trip to london in june i might see you i am from New Zealand so it is a long way to go!!
Mar. 24th, 2010 10:17 pm (UTC)
I read you story and it sounds freaky. I want to no what that crap was on the floor.
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A question for both genders. Guys, do you think you have to to go all out and spend lots of cash on an engagement ring to please your girl?

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Jun. 6th, 2012 10:38 pm (UTC)
It is Happening Again
so i recently moved into this house because of some fucked up troubled teens center my mums forced me into and we moved and i looked it up and there's some shit about this stupid girl and her rabbit?

at first i thought it was all just girl bullshit, but i can smell like animal things now and have these dreams where a girl named Lisa asks me to go to the other side.

what should i do? i can't tell my mum.

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